Dad Joke Memes For Funny Fathers Undeterred by Teenage Groans

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
May 13, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

Dads are one of the funniest demographics. Sure, their jokes aren't always cutting-edge comedy you'd see in a list of edgy memes, but they can always make the room relax with a quip or pun that Great Aunt Susan could never accomplish. Dad jokes are great because they're the corniest things in the world. They aren't shackled by embarrassment the way teenagers are, and they don't take life too seriously like old fogies. Dads know that being a cornball is one of the best ways a man can be, and if he can successfully make his wife, teenage children, crotchety old folks, and little babies laugh, he's got more talent than he could ever wish for. 

These dad jokes are for dads scrounging for new material, kids craving some cringe, adults wishing they could hear their dad's bad jokes every day, and meme fans scrolling by already. Dad jokes are for everybody.

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    DAD JOKES. Join Tommy Mcginty 1d If you know, you know. <<Clowns Jokers
    via Tommy Mcginty
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    Batman walks into a bar carl BLOCK Bartender asks. What can I get you? Batman replies. Just ice. BLOCK He wants Just ice carl. CK Just ice!
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    Part of fatherhood Dad jokes is picking up your kids toy ducks and throwing them into her room like your shooting a fireball from your hands and proclaiming "Ha-Duck-en!" and no one laughing. We don't do it for you, we do it for us because WE think it's funny. 4:18 PM - Feb 18, 2024 169 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 308 Likes 27
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    kim @KimmyMonte if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it's probably pasture bedtime (i'm so sorry)
    via @KimmyMonte
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    Oj Simpson and a slow white bronco
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    ITV REPORT 18 September 2014 at @15pm Man who hid fake moustache under water valve waits five months to finish terrible pun Imgur/Ryan Kramer A man who found a fake moustache hidden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his housemate had been planning an excruciatingly long-term dad-joke. "Five months ago, my roommate John moved out," Reddit user Ryan Kramer explained. "I haven't been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we f
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    yum Garden CHINESE CUISINE CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE WOK IS COOKIN
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    Come to poppa WAFFLE 31 Baskin Robbins GO SHAWTY ITS SHERBERTDAY. bakin BRrobbiy @highfiveexpert
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    claricedarlings the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
    via claricedarlings
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    WHAT IS A PHYSICIST'S FAVORITE FOOD? FISSION CHIPS.
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    Dads showing other dads where the cheapest gas is
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    Friend: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing Brain: ΟΙ Peaky Blenders
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    Egg Grohls
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    DAD JOKE! HOO HA HA!
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What color is the wind? Blew.
    via @Dadsaysjokes
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    Dads Freshly mowed lawn @checkyourkidsatthedoor
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    My dad when I'm eating McNuggets in the back seat of the car
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    Simon Holland → @simoncholland Offered to take in another dad's cart at Costco and asked if he left any gas in it. He said half a tank and that it was warmed up for me. That's all we said, just two dads out here killing it.
    via @simoncholland
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    Dad's selfie game is too strong No Filter With Filter EXPLORE Stage 1969 NEW ENGLAN AQUARIUM EXP
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    Where do dads store all their dad jokes? Where? In the dad-a-base
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    Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    Nero Faro Wherever you are-o Doveragememeswithchristianthemes
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    Was that a T-Rex that was just talking to you? Yeah, he just sold me a few handguns What?? Why? He's my small arms dealer
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    The first Fast and Furious movie PB Pun bible @thepunbible Vintage Diesel
    via @thepunbible
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    ADN ADN NEWS NEWS channel KYARY PAMYU PAMYU CLAIMS THAT SHE CAN TALK WITH SNEAKERS akane-owari: flyawaymax: she converses did u just
    via akane-owari & flyawaymax
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    What should we call this large structure? Bill: A billding Buil: I have a better idea RE OM23RF
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    IF A STORE KICKS OUT SOMEBODY'S GRANDMOTHER DOES THAT MEAN THEY DECIDED TO BAN NANA?
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    Gary Delaney @GaryDelaney 50 percent of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo, and enjoy it just as much. 16:06 15/02/2020 Twitter for iPhone
    via @GaryDelaney
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    2 1 Without a queen to lay eggs, how will more British people be born? 3390 BEST COMMENTS 72 Share Award TheRealCaptainHammer 10h 3 Awards One of us will grow wings and fly off to colonise somewhere, probably Reply 744
    via TheRealCaptainHammer
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    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY
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    you let them Shenan once, they'll Shenanigan
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    Adam Cerious @Browtweaten me: how much for the funny smelling spray? employee: perfume? me: no, the whole bottle 3:16 PM 2023-05-07-498K Views 1,988 Retweets 58 Quotes 26.6K Likes 460 Bookmarks
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    5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 BL ants dad don't C BLO now they're tenants CK tenants carl
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    Dad Moon Rising @raoulvilla Follow my gas mower died so I replaced it with an electric one. It doesn't smoke or smell and is really quiet and now I don't know how I'm supposed to alert the rival dads when I'm beating them to cutting the grass 11:49 AM Sep 26, 2023
    via @raoulvilla
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    Did you ever point a stud finder at yourself and say, "BEEEEP" Ew, who would do that? imgflip.com People who go to the Dad Place, Eleanor, that's the point.
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    Louisiana police officer crashes after owl flies into patrol car, starts pecking at him on.ktla.com/ORBXH Owl From Louisiana @OwlLouisiana And owl do it again.
    via @OwlLouisiana
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    I don't know who needs to know this but even if a bear wears socks and shoes, he still has bear feet.
    via Wheretheheckisjason
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    He didn't choose the dad life, the dad life chose him B new balance
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